The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
(Source: unicorn-stache)
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall)
Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers
speak for yourself
i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat)
Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone
I wish I can Unmeet u
I hate u I’m going to destroy u
I’ll destroy u w/ my dick
Ok rawr












